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Rhea drifted awake, her nose accusing her before her eyes opened: something was burning, and against all statistical likelihood, it wasn’t just her patience. She blinked to find herself headfirst in a pile of hay and misfortune. Memory returned in staccato flashes: Valerius’s heroic plan pivoting abruptly into treachery, a stray flailing elbow, and being…
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Deep in the archives of Yale University sits a book that drives smart people insane. It is called the Voynich Manuscript. It was carbon-dated to the early 15th century. It contains 240 pages of vellum. It is filled with beautiful illustrations of plants that don’t exist on Earth, astrological charts that match no known sky,…
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As it turned out, Sloggendorf’s one tavern was also its town hall, panic headquarters, and, on alternate Wednesdays, the site of competitive melancholy recitations. Tonight, however, it was the scene of an even more tragic spectacle: Valerius the Valiant (pending certification and possibly susceptible to drafts) holding a vinegar jug aloft, regaling an overflowing house…



